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'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Attack of the 'health' foods

'Is it organic?'

'Go on - they're organic!'

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

Frankenfish

Taken genetic engineering too far

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

Free Range Chickens

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

(Direct to the Consumer)

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

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