Organic Farming Advocates Prints

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Attack of the 'health' foods

'Is it organic?'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

Frankenfish

Taken genetic engineering too far

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

Free Range Chickens

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

(Direct to the Consumer)

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'To eat or not to eat?'

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'