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'It was just a fun transplant. You got his heart, he got yours.'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"I'm in my third day of trying to figure out which little square I am."

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

Organ Player

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

'I'm organic.'

'We're donating our organist to science.'

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Camille Saint-Saens

Johann Sebastian Bach for Music of the Baroque

"Where there's Bruch, there's mass."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

Can't Count Dracula

The Three Wise Women

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

'I swapped the piano for Stewie's guitar.'

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"Thank you, but I don't feel it's necessary for you to play 'Charge' when I invite people to the altar."

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

"He'd ticked the 'organ donor box' on his driver's licence renewal."

"I'm leaving them to medical research"

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

'How's the spleen?' 'The spleen? Where is it?' 'I never studied the spleen.' 'I was left back in my spleen class.' 'I failed spleen.' 'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

Organist

"How ironic, with him being an organ donor."