Organ Grinder Fan Prints

"She attracts a better clientle than the monkey did."

Romantic Violinist.

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"Play on."

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'I'm balancing the books...you are out'

"Our teeth-cleaning procedure is 100% organic."

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Mountain Bike tracks.

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

'How's the spleen?' 'The spleen? Where is it?' 'I never studied the spleen.' 'I was left back in my spleen class.' 'I failed spleen.' 'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

Team Bass

"So that's what they mean by organic chemistry."

"I am trying to keep it low key."

"Relax, honey — they’re apples."

A bride and groom playing a double bass

"Promise you won't open it before Christmas?"

Types of Wood

"Where would you be without the union? Unemployed!"

Gift Ideas #13

"Don't get me wrong, Kevin, it's very impressive, but they only know the one dance."

Community Piano

Truck companies waving 'drivers contract' looking for drivers

Organic Transplant - "The patient is a strict vegetarian"

'Better working conditions? Unless you join a union you haven't got a prayer.'