Orderly Perfectionist T-Shirts

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Bullseye!

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Poetry repairman

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Perfection

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

Writer

"You're welcome."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Now you can send it."

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

'He was taller online!'

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

Decorating a column.

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

Your online profile only lists positive things about you. Of course, a "profile" only shows one side of a person.