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"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Raptures

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

Swiss Army Desk

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Desert Island Raking

Super glue hoovering

Decluttering. . .

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Bureaucratic castle

Party Supply Store/Clean Up Supply Store

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

'You are not landing on your dinner with those clean feet!'

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

Council worker sweeping under car.

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

An advantage of robotic pets.

'The annual rite of spring: Cupid has shot her in the wallet.'

In/Out boxes: It will be. . . It is what it is. . . What the hell was that.

Cloak Rooms

Mom's Cafe, Did you wash your hands?'

"Tidy Tim."

Organised Crime and Disorganised Crime

'This is wonderful - a completely dust-free lab. What do you study here?'