Order In The Court Fanatic Prints

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"Bailiff."

'Lateral hires are always told we do things differently here.'

'I will not have the species card played in my courtroom, Counselor.'

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

"Yes, you were found guilty of the same crime in 2004."

"Not good, your honor. My client is supposed to be executed a week before that court date."

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

'I'd better start on your appeal.'

Low Class Action Suit

'We still haven't reached a verdict. Perhaps the DA could cut us a deal.'

'First she testifies against me, and now she marries the prosecutor!'

"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."

R. H. Gross - Criminal Law

'It was a furious stormy affair from the start, and after the winds of passion subsided, I just 'blew him away'.'

"Does this mean that you're ready to cop a plea?"

'I'm afraid my gag order also applies to thought balloons, counselor.'

"I'm sorry, but more than that I just can't say."

"Objection!"

"It would have been a no-fault divorce if the judge wasn't happily married for 30 years!"

'Orders in the court'

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

"Your honor, we find the defendant quilty on all counts."

Accusing Zeus.

"Witness will refrain from devouring the prosecution!"

"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."

'I can take 400 words per minute.'

"Something tells me he won't show up in traffic court."

"They sentenced me to three days community service instead of four years in juvie. It was extenuating circumstances - my dad is having an affair with the public prosecutor!"

'Okay, I have the that backward. Step out of the car and then put your hands up.'

Enters a plea of a big man and ran away

'After cheating death, I naturally assumed I could cheat taxes, too.'

'The jury will please refrain from tossing seat cushions and heckling counsel.'

'I'll cut my fee...if you plead guilty and throw yourself on the mercy of the court.'