Orchestral Fans Gifts

Elephant Musician

No Elgar!

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Four children playing the flute.

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Antonio Vivaldi

Timpani.

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Violinist.

Doggy conductor

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

Team Cello

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Composer's Trousers Fall Down.

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

Sir Elton John

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

Michail Glinka

Leonard Bernstein

'Perkins! Quit goofin around and get back on this stage now!'

Fake it.

She always had her flute... just in case.

Felix Mendelssohn

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Paul Tortelier.

A trio of local sausages.

Jupiter

Bassoon musical instrument.

Dirty Grazing.

Masked Pianist

String Quartet Vending Machine