Orca Enthusiasts Gifts

Whale at Sea World

The Vineyard

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"He's his own worst enemy."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

May I have the envelope, please?

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

Fairytale prince and princess

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"It's the battering classes"

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Beware of the Dragon

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'