Orca Enthusiasts Mugs

Whale at Sea World

The Vineyard

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"He's his own worst enemy."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

Fairytale prince and princess

May I have the envelope, please?

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"It's the battering classes"

Beware of the Dragon

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"And to think he started in accounting."

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'