Optometry Comic Fan Gifts

"Well Mr. Bisley, your test results are off the scale. . !"

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

Love is Blind.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'I apologize, Mr. Wilson, that scream wasn't very professional of me. . . But that IS one ugly growth on your chest!'

"How many letters can you read?"

'Now watch our sales increase.'

College of Referee Training: 'Congratulations, you failed your eye test abysmally!'

'No cheating'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'Nobody noticed my new contact lenses at school today.'

E. TR. AHS. PCNL.

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

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