Optometry Comic Fan Mugs

"Well Mr. Bisley, your test results are off the scale. . !"

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"All other letters have been disallowed."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'I apologize, Mr. Wilson, that scream wasn't very professional of me. . . But that IS one ugly growth on your chest!'

College of Referee Training: 'Congratulations, you failed your eye test abysmally!'

"How many letters can you read?"

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'No cheating'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Oculist and cat

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"My company's board members all told me the vision statement I wrote is really blurry."

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'