Optimistic Math Whiz Prints

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Albert Einstein

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"How was work?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Optimist

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Simply put.'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

Genius Envy

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

"Have you been working out?"

Science Fair Judgements