Optimistic Forecasters Pillows

'We're projecting growth in the third year, but unfortunately, we'll be out of business by then.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Protest

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Doom & Gloom

Tom's last day.

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Weather bar

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

Forecasters are two a penny. Supply exceeds demand.

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

Do-over

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

Masochistic Soccer Fan

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

Let's talk about the weather.

Uninhabital USA.

The Manifestation of Dreams

'Our market analysis is in.'

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

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