Optimistic Employee Gifts

If only it was true...'I'm raising all your salaries by 50%...'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Boptimism

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

Upward Progress

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Happy Days Are Here Again

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

Pessimists v Optimists.

Sign - CAN DO "I like your attitude, Harris."

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."