Optimistic Cynics T-Shirts

OK, then, I'll meet you at the optimists club unless I get hit by a bus or something.

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Protest

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

Space Tours. Ernie, in this interview promoting your space tours, you didn't acknowledge the first test rocket was vaporized in a huge launch pad explosion. I said "The first test yielded spectacular results!" There's nothing about your lack of a system to provide oxygen for the travelers. I informed people "the experience will leave you breathless!" Lots of your technology is straight out of the 19th century! I said "Come be a pioneer!" It seems most of your company's effort went into th

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

'Well, at least he's an honest politician.'

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases! They've used new discoveries and innovative techniques to cure inherited liver disease

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Tom's last day.

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

Social media and privacy

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

Do-over

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

The Manifestation of Dreams

World News for 2018

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.'

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....'

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

'Don't give up hope, Steve -- they may decided to relocate a football franchise here!'

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

"Some guys have better rafts than Steve... and friends... and jobs... and ears that don't always ring, but no one's got a better attitude."

"Did he give it all to the poor, or just the after salary and expenses part?"

Corrupted Politicians

Wishing Well 10c. . . Second Wish Free

"Well, one good thing about being crocodiles is that we tend to have the beach to ourselves..."

'On a positive note, we're bottom feeders: We can't go lower than that...'