Optimistic Cynics Mugs

Protest

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

'Well, at least he's an honest politician.'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Tom's last day.

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Social media and privacy

Do-over

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

World News for 2018

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

The Manifestation of Dreams

"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.'

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....'

Corrupted Politicians

"Did he give it all to the poor, or just the after salary and expenses part?"

"Well, one good thing about being crocodiles is that we tend to have the beach to ourselves..."

"Some guys have better rafts than Steve... and friends... and jobs... and ears that don't always ring, but no one's got a better attitude."

Wishing Well 10c. . . Second Wish Free

'Don't give up hope, Steve -- they may decided to relocate a football franchise here!'

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

'On a positive note, we're bottom feeders: We can't go lower than that...'

Cats Always Land on Their Feet, "So I got this great job the day after we were made redundant"