Ironic Optimists Mugs

College is expensive but will add thousands of dollars to my lifetime loan, which I can use to pay off my college loans.

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Six Thinking Hats

Protest

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Flower growing from a bomb.

Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases! They've used new discoveries and innovative techniques to cure inherited liver disease

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

Tom's last day.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

Just Because it's Tuesday

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

Do-over

Coronovirus dreams

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"

"I can dream, can't I?"

'Looks like it's going to be a nice day!'

World News for 2018

"Whoa! In 7 billion years, the sun will expand and engulf the entire planet, melting away any evidence it ever existed!"