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"You got this, Nana."

The fate of the emigrant

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Riding School Chaos

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Walkers

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Shoot For The Moon

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

Bird sitting on a wing.

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Wishing Well

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and Rachel took the one less traveled... Huge mistake."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'