Optimism Vs Pessimism Ponderer Mugs

"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Six Thinking Hats

Arthur Schopenhauer

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

Pessimists v Optimists.

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

Flower growing from a bomb.

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

'There, Mr Optimist. Now how full is it?'

'I make certain all my clients are pessimists...they don't expect to win.'

"Look on the dark side."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

"Die alone"

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

Just Because it's Tuesday

"Maybe you should be depressed, your life isn't that great."

Coronovirus dreams

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'