Pessimistic Optimists Mugs

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Pessimists v Optimists.

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'There, Mr Optimist. Now how full is it?'

Tom's last day.

'I make certain all my clients are pessimists...they don't expect to win.'

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

"Maybe you should be depressed, your life isn't that great."

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

"Die alone"

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

Gonna Suck

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

'Taking guard' 'The pessimist'

'Would you say this glass is half empty or half full?'

Y2K Solutions Inc.

'Turned out nice again.'

This will be a banner day for you!

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "

The guy who wanted change, experience, a shoulder to cry on, and a medal, all tied up in a nice,neat package, with whipped cream and a cherry on top.

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."

"If at first you don't succeed blame somebody."

Things are never as bad as they seem - they're usually much, much worse.