Opposites Attract Enthusiasts Pillows

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

We should talk...

Blend Schools

The Formal Street Artist

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"I love you, ya big galoot."

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

Dinner Mates.

New Milks

Small man falling in love with large woman

'Well I don't care what these placemats say. I think we're perfect for each other.'

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

'I can't believe those two tied the knot, they're so mismatched.'

'It'll never work, Richard. We're too different. For example, I only like a parade...'

Snail Air Balloon

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

"Uh-uh! No way! Don't even think about it!"

Assassin/Cartoonist

"It's a pluot—an apricot that self-identifies as a plum."

'I've crossed chalk with cheese!'

Lion and Lamb Peacefully reading at Home.

"We're Siamese twins, but you get a choice. he's a jock, and I'm a geek."

"I still enjoy running my winery, but these days my real passion is the meth lab."

After hours...

The Marchioness in the chaise

'You'll catch your death of cold out in this weather!'

"Before this goes any further, I need to know - is this canon?"

'Listen, I like you, Chet, but I prefer to move a little slower.'

Joe realized that his thumbs are opposable.