Opposites Attract Aficionado Pillows

"Patty and Glen met at the Opera. Rich and I met at the beach. Where did you two meet?"

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Your profile said you were a dog."

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

We should talk...

"I love you, ya big galoot."

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

'Aggressive Environmentalism'

Dinner Mates.

New Milks

'I can't believe those two tied the knot, they're so mismatched.'

Cow at night.

The Bavarians, scene 2.

Small man falling in love with large woman

'Well I don't care what these placemats say. I think we're perfect for each other.'

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

"I enjoyed smoking it more when marijuana was illegal."

"Uh-uh! No way! Don't even think about it!"

Assassin/Cartoonist

'It'll never work, Richard. We're too different. For example, I only like a parade...'

'It would never work, Lenny - I'm a good cop and you're a bad cop.'

Opposites Attract.

Snail Air Balloon

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

'I've crossed chalk with cheese!'

Lion and Lamb Peacefully reading at Home.

"We're Siamese twins, but you get a choice. he's a jock, and I'm a geek."

After hours...

Joe realized that his thumbs are opposable.