Opportunity Napper Gifts

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

Opening the door to new customers

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

Someone has had a hard day!

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

Bored Meeting

'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

"When I said sleep on the problem, I didn't mean here!"

'He stated jogging to work.'

'I thought you wanted to stop early today Ron!'

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."

Napquest

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