Opinionated Discussers Gifts

'Yes, but your musical opinion is incorrect.'

Difference of Opinion

Changing Minds

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

Abortion Rights Are Doomed Now and It's Largely the Democrats' Fault

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

'...can you tell me how to blame Obama for all that?'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

"George we don't have an opposing point of view!"

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, How come there never seems to be any penalty for pundits who turn out to be wrong all the time? - Andy, Los Angeles. Actual reader question. Excellent question. Unfortunately, answering that question would lead to a stock market collapse ... Which would be just the sign of weakness that the Dutch have been looking for. I'll answer you if you really want to wake up to the sound of 500,000 clogs bearing down on you. Ask Sadie questions at asksadie@rudypark.com.

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

Tucker Carlson

Mind Narrows road sign.

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

"The problem with facts is that they get in the way of ignorance."

Uniformed but Passionate

"Oh. . . and this one, Jerimiah 19.9 'And I will make them eat the flesh or their sons and daughters'."

"They should stand."

"I think we should leave Europe then retake it by force."

Here's How Passing Trumpcare In the Dead of Night Will Work for the Republicans

'Only mindless sheep watch Fox News!'

'If just one of you pantywaists had the balls to carry a gun the tragic murder of Baby New Year could have be prevented!'

Europe Feeding the Ukraine Fascism.

Just Because You Have Free Speech Doesn't Mean You Should Speak Freely

Frank and Ernest's Cerebral Questions. Today's question is would an "elbowhead" be smarter or dumber than a "knucklehead"?

"You're white.You don't understand my culture."

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

Emergency Healthcare.

Agnostics Society: Absolute worst place to ask for directions.

"We are dropping your column. Many readers think you're just to extreme."