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Confirmation Bias

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

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"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

Newspaper suicide.

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

'Yes, I occasionally make mistakes but, unlike you, I never have to acknowledge them.'

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

Like Minded

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

'I need you to be more MORE DECISIVE when agreeing with me.'

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

Who's In Charge Here?

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

Four Types of Critics

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"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

'What's your usual response to criticism?' - 'Extreme surprise.'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

Keep Calm and Cover Your Ass

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Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"Maybe it's not so good that my mentor is taking me to the mountaintop with him."