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Confirmation Bias

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

Newspaper suicide.

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'Yes, I occasionally make mistakes but, unlike you, I never have to acknowledge them.'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Like Minded

'I need you to be more MORE DECISIVE when agreeing with me.'

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

Who's In Charge Here?

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

E Pluribus Nada

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Four Types of Critics

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'What's your usual response to criticism?' - 'Extreme surprise.'

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

JC Yomp & Assocites: Semi-professional SCAPEGOATS...24 hr daily.

"Maybe it's not so good that my mentor is taking me to the mountaintop with him."

Keep Calm and Cover Your Ass