Opinion Gathering T-Shirts

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

National Everything Awareness Day

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

Like Minded

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

Election Time

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

"I was against the war, but my objections fell on deaf ears."

On - Undecided - Off switch

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

'All my opinions are posted on my online blog.'

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

News crews fight for coverage

Gallup...opinion plus...just plain nosey.

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'An ability to listen is fundamental to a more democratic society...'

"Well, I'm offended!"

"You never told me what you thought of 'Wolverine.'" "I was waiting." "For what?" "For the consensus." "My own immediate reaction to any piece of entertainment could be biased. I need to read tweets and posts before I settle on a verdict." "If my view differs too much from the hive mind, it's not valid."

"But, what if we're attacked in the press?"