Opinion Gathering Mugs

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

Mr. Frog. Poll. Poll. I'm not looking forward to this. Amphibians can never make up their minds --- first it's one way and then the other.

National Everything Awareness Day

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Like Minded

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

"I was against the war, but my objections fell on deaf ears."

Election Time

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

On - Undecided - Off switch

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

'All my opinions are posted on my online blog.'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'An ability to listen is fundamental to a more democratic society...'

News crews fight for coverage

Gallup...opinion plus...just plain nosey.

I'm in favor of missiles, anti-missiles, and anti-anti missiles, but I'm against proliferation of anti-anti-anti missiles. Opinion Poll.

"You never told me what you thought of 'Wolverine.'" "I was waiting." "For what?" "For the consensus." "My own immediate reaction to any piece of entertainment could be biased. I need to read tweets and posts before I settle on a verdict." "If my view differs too much from the hive mind, it's not valid."