Opinion Conformist Gifts

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Punk Reindeer

Protest

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

The Mainstream

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

Dare to be different.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

"Picasso is at it again. I don't know what he does in there. all he says is that he's living his dream."

Frank Zappa

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

"I beg to differ."

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

'What's wrong with you?'

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

Assange Among Friends

"VIP's are coming. Quick! Hide the visionaries."

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly