Ophidiophobia Sufferers' Support Groups Prints

'Don't worry, Bill is not a snake: He's a legless lizard...'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Pencil eraser."

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

What's Their Secret?

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

Death By Mattress

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

"No, a fear of snakes is not unusual, but in your case..."

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

'Another nightmare, Billy? What genre - horror or thriller?'

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'

Danger! Snake heaven.

On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors

Customer: 'I'm looking for books to help me overcome my fear of mice and snakes.' Clerk: 'Oh. Eeeee-Books?'

'I wish you had come in to see me sooner, before your phobia had started running wild.'

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

"There was a bee."