Operettas Pillows

Purple dress

Lady Blanche

Katisha

Shepherd and eurydice

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Champagne

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Felix Mendelssohn

Mikado

Mikado

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

In and Out Sourced.

Failure/Due Diligence

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

Supply Chain

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

'We need to schedule a few impromptu meetings...'

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"We need to eliminate the middleman."

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

Cheap Labour Countries.

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

Nanki Poo

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand