Operetta Fan Pillows

Pirate

Shepherd and eurydice

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Champagne

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

Mikado

Mikado

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

The Phantom Of The Garden

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Countess

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Nanki Poo

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

"I'm Baroque without you!"

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Are we ready to order?'

"Anyone for tennis?"

Sir Gilbert Murgatroyd