Operetta Fan Pillows

Pirate

Shepherd and eurydice

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Champagne

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

Mikado

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Mikado

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

The Phantom Of The Garden

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

Countess

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Nanki Poo

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

"I'm Baroque without you!"

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Are we ready to order?'

Sir Oliver Murgatroyd

"Anyone for tennis?"