Operettas Gifts

Purple dress

Lady Blanche

Katisha

Shepherd and eurydice

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Champagne

Felix Mendelssohn

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Mikado

Mikado

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

Failure/Due Diligence

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

In and Out Sourced.

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

Supply Chain

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

'We need to schedule a few impromptu meetings...'

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

"We need to eliminate the middleman."

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

Cheap Labour Countries.