Operation Poser Gifts

Surgery.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Will you be wanting this?'

'Are you done yet?'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Printers

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Lady mimics The Scream.

Which came first - the chicken or the egotist?

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

Yoga

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

"I'm going to throw this contract out the window, hargraves. Bring it back to me and make sure someone's signature is on it."

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

'Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob.'

Everest summit queue...

Very Advanced Yoga

Whatever

"If anyone asks, I'll be in my head."

"Ah, it looks like ol' doc butterfingers will be working on this guy!"