Operation Enthusiasts Mugs

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Uh-Oh..."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

New Memer/Incumbent

Sir Edward Elgar

Proposal

'You have an 85% chance of surviving this and 20% chance of wishing you hadn't.'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Surgery Instructions.

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

R. Gelfin - The buck stops here, then gets buried in his pile.

Business 101

A spider meal prepping

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Johann Strauss

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"I know the baby is in here somewhere."

Quality Time

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

IN...limbo...limbo...OUT

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

Sergeant Meryll (of the Yeomen of the Guard)

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."