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"Ok, first off... ever have one of those days when you just can't seem to do anything right?"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Maybe clean out your wallet

"Uh-Oh..."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

Proposal

New Memer/Incumbent

Sir Edward Elgar

'You have an 85% chance of surviving this and 20% chance of wishing you hadn't.'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Surgery Instructions.

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

R. Gelfin - The buck stops here, then gets buried in his pile.

Business 101

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

A spider meal prepping

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

Richard Wagner

Johann Strauss

"I know the baby is in here somewhere."

Quality Time

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

"Knife...fork..."

IN...limbo...limbo...OUT

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

Sergeant Meryll (of the Yeomen of the Guard)