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'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

'Oh, well. We did the best we could. Time of death...'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Platter confusion.

Haute Chinese

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Michelin stars? I don't think we have any, but one of the tires on the catering truck might be.'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"More croutons, sir?"

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

'Heads it's mortgage payment, tails it's 1st growth Bordeaux.'

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"Yum! I should have ordered dessert, too—can I try yours?"

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"Good?"

'I'm sorry, but I can't tell you which room the star basketball player is recovering in.'

'I like a table next to the action.'

Did you slice this beef? You nearly missed.

'...and, after the chef's surprise, we have the cashier's surprise.'