Operating Room Explorer Mugs

'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

'Oh, well. We did the best we could. Time of death...'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Platter confusion.

Haute Chinese

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Michelin stars? I don't think we have any, but one of the tires on the catering truck might be.'

'Heads it's mortgage payment, tails it's 1st growth Bordeaux.'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"More croutons, sir?"

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"And it'll stay clamped until you play my Usher CD."

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

"Yum! I should have ordered dessert, too—can I try yours?"

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"Good?"

'I like a table next to the action.'

'I'm sorry, but I can't tell you which room the star basketball player is recovering in.'