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Koko

Katisha

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Modern Major General

Schrodinger's Black Box

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"The Eggsorcist"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Drummer

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

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Berta screams out!

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Current location

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

Nanki Poo

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Magic Act

'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

'Say, please.'

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

"Rolling pizza cutter."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'