Operatic Humorist Pillows

Koko

Katisha

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Modern Major General

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"The Eggsorcist"

Schrodinger's Black Box

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Drummer

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"[UNABLE TO PROCESS THIS IMAGE]"

Berta screams out!

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

Current location

Nanki Poo

Magic Act

'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'Say, please.'

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'