Opera Performer Pillows

Nutcracker and the Sugar Plum Fairy

Nutcracker going home

Scottish Love

Mime and invisable Alberich

Rhinemaidens

Warrior

News

Drunken sailor causes chaos

Lady with a sythe

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

Showbiz Awards

Demure lady with gloves

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Tut and Carmen.

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Pirate

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Extreme miming"

"We're following Carrot Top."

Felix Mendelssohn

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Cow Show Tunes

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public