Opera Comic Relief Mugs

Policeman

You Are Here

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"Touché"

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

The First Printed Bible

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

Break Glass in Case of Stress

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

Tourist in the desert

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."