
"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."
Kickstart their day with a motivational or humorous mug celebrating their new yoga studio. Perfect for studio owners to sip inspiration and stay energized through busy mornings.
"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."
'On your mark. Get set. Create!'
"This feels like an accomplishment."
'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'
"We're a very small international conglomerate."
"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."
Misunderstood artist
Yoga classes door.
"Now this I get."
"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."
'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'
"I guess now's as good a time as any."
Brew 'N' Brouhaha
"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."
Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.
"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."
Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!
Joint Ventures!
"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."
"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."
'Will I still be married?'
"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."
Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.
'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'
To-Let Town Centre Map
"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."
Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.
"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."
Instant art
Gym. I don't need to exercise --- I have an ab crunch on my smart phone!
'Please join me now in a group meditation.'
Easy chair exercise machines
Macho man body building club.
"Do you have a motorized one?"
Boxing gym: get your jabs here
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