Opening A Therapy Office Mugs

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Licensed Therapist

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Postwar is hell."

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Couples' therapy

Window Treatment

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'We have three minutes left.'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

Shrinks in heaven

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"