Opening A Law Office Mugs

'I take it, you're just starting out.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You shouldn't have.'

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"I should have been a lawyer. I'm great at ambulance chasing!"

Modular Offices

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"Objection, your honor! Prosecution is playing the blame game!"

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

Hanging out your shingle

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

'Must you be so judgemental?'

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

'Objection, Your Honor...council is badgering the witness.'

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

'Our firm's speciality is getting hands out of cookie jars.'

A creamery, beanery and owlery.

"Well, marge. I made it. I got that window office I always wanted!!"

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'