Opening A Pub T-Shirts

"Blueprints for Irish theme pub" found at the end of a rainbow

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

City Boy.

Beers

Beer Stall

"This is our soft opening."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"How fresh is the calamari?"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'I know it's gassy...'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

The Reaper's Arms

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Men's fragrances...

Garlic Free Zone.

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I forget to drink."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7