Opening A Pub T-Shirts

"Blueprints for Irish theme pub" found at the end of a rainbow

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Beers

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Beer Stall

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'I know it's gassy...'

"This is our soft opening."

City Boy.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Garlic Free Zone.

The Reaper's Arms

Men's fragrances...

"Have you seen my dad?"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I forget to drink."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.