Opening A Car Dealership Pillows

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Do you buy cars here?"

'It seats two comfortably.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

"Perfect."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

New-Car Shopping with Arianna Huffington: 'She says if we give her a car, she'll give us exposure by driving it around.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

TS Motors Inc.

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

The car showroom