Open Plan Critic Mugs

"Not everyone has found it easy to adapt to the open plan office."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages."

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

"It was a little preachy."

I'm sorry, but I have to let you go, Harpic- the office is going open-plan.

"I think it's the company logo."

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

This site acquired for yet another housing development.

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

"I'll be very candid with you, Mr. Simmons. There's a disturbing lack of transparency in your proposal!"

Men Working Since 1931

REALLY boring sermons

Martin Luther.

'Hang on a minute, Mother...why does your care plan include me 'popping to the bookies' for you?'

'Sorry -- that's not on our list of approved churches.'

Town Hall sign says 'Enter Here for the Old Run Around.'

"We must put this to a rigorous and thorough public consultation that we can then ignore if it disagrees with us."

'No cubicles. All our temps are free-range.'

Who's really behind all one-star national parks reviews.

Church Growth

"Michael Sherlock once said: 'Religion isn't about peace, love, or the betterment of our species, it's about power and control. Religion uses fear to control and milk its flocks. Fear of God. Fear of the Devil. Fear of death. Fear of being seen as deviant for expressing non-belief. Fear of social sanctions and in some countries, fear of legal sanctions. Fear is a powerful tool to manipulate the masses and religion has mastered its employment.' ..."

Oh, we communicate VERY freely in this office. I hear everyone's health, marriage, and money problems.

As mayor, I'd like everyone to know my door is always open. My first order of business is to address the vandalism problem.

Urban sprawl rears it's ugly head in Elmer's bowl.

Opposites Attract.

'Charles gets so upset watching the Pope.'

Shamed Archbishop of Canterbury smuggled out under a blanket. Mitre obvious.

The palms