Public Project Critic Mugs

Public Money Going Down the HS2 Drain

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Virtual Doctor

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

DUNVOTIN

US Capitol Building Toppled

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

social services cuts

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

The Emperor's New Clothes

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

Town Planning Department

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

'I wouldn't put much faith into Senator Bludgeon's promise to immediately begin investigating the competition. After all, it takes 30 days just to make instant coffee in the Senate.'

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

Democracy Bleeds

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

"We'll always hate Paris."

"If voter malaise turns into apathy, no one would notice if the Supreme Court Vacancy never gets filled."

Social Welfare next!

'This is the vineyard the US government started 10 years ago, with $2 billion and a staff of 1,500. No wine yet, but I hear they've nearly got a slogan.'